Strain Name: Lemon Haze
Genetics: Super Silver Haze x Lemon Skunk
Grade: A+ Top Shelf
Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid
Looks:A+) Dense Light colored buds. Like grapes plucked from a vine! Even a novice in Cannabis identification would do a “double-take” when confronted with this wonderful creation
Smell:A+) A nice Lemon/Fruity dominant smell
Taste: A) Tangy on the inhale and fruity on the exhale.
Effects:A+) This was a “One Hitter Quitter” for me. Do not expect to function properly for about 15 min! The residual effects were focus, creativity, and loads of energy!
Potency: ++) From an intellect to a great ape in about 60 seconds! lol
Strain Name: Purple Haze
Type: Hybrid mainly Sativa (rumored to be a Thai/Colombian Haze crossed with an early Dutch Skunk.
Looks: Vivid purple with bright green leaves and an ample coating of bright orange hairs.
Smell: Extremely Aromatic with smells ranging from heady inscense to a woodsy, almost Sandlewood aroma, to a deeply earthy Haze undertone. Very satisfying olefactry experience indeed.
Taste: The most “Purple” taste of any medicine I’ve ever experienced. Grape candy on the inhale and earthy Sandlewood inscense on the exhale. Almost exactly like the Smell.
Effects: Very soaring, rushy, euphoric effect that is not at all edgey or uncomfortable. This medicine made me fill very “large” and floaty like a big baloon in the sky. Very long lasting with amellow easy comedown.
Potency: Very strong with pronounced psychedelic imagery and soaring,rushy body high. Not for the faint of heart, at least in the initial stages of the experience,before eventually (could be hours) the introspective mellow indica high takes over.
Hybrid – 50% Sativa /50% Indica THC: 24%, CBD: 1%, CBN: 1%
If this happy strain evokes images of childhood board games, it’s no accident. It’s mostly sativa, a crossbreed of Granddaddy Purps and Platinum Cookies. Those genes make for an upbeat, stimulating high that spurs creativity and provides energy for daytime tasks. Euphoria is the prominent effect when smoking Candyland, with a strong mood boost and some relaxation. The exact sativa-to-indica ratio of this strain is unclear, but it contains as much as 19% THC, making it a fairly powerful choice. CBD levels are lower but could still be useful in treating seizures and other conditions. Candyland as a strong sweet flavor and smell, with an earthy, spicy undertone. Its appearance is compact and camouflage-colored, with flecks of gold and shimmering trichomes. It’s an ideal strain for treating anxiety and depression, along with bipolar disorder, chronic pain, and ADHD. Dry mouth is a distinct possibility, as are dry eyes and dizziness, while paranoia is less likely. Best for daytime activities, Candyland is a sweet treat any time of day.
Strain Name:Sour Diesel
Type: 90% sativa, 10% indica
Looks: Light green with a lot of orange hairs (10/10)
Smell: Citrus, kinda tangy gas (9/10)
Taste: Complex but smooth (10/10)
Effects: Creeps up and hits you, making you feel very light. Mostly a head head high and very happy. (10/10)
Potency: Super Strong 2-3 hours (10/10)
50% Sativa /50% Indica THC: 11%
Cat piss, and no, we’re not talking about actual cat piss, is a Sativa dominant strain that is good at delivering quality cerebral highs. It isn’t a heavy hitter, having only around 11% THC content, but it does a good enough job regardless of that. Despite its unfortunate name, it has a pleasant taste, a mix between sweet and sour, and having some spiciness. The aroma is creatively described as being peppery, skunky, and slightly ammonia. Cat Piss has a nice effect upon smoking, leaving you feeling euphoric, creative, happy, and upbeat. Medically it is used to treat stress and anxiety, and to a lesser degree, pain, nausea, and depression. Dry mouth and eyes are the most common side effects, with some people feeling paranoid, dizzy and having a headache after smoking it. The nugs are a solid light green color straight through. When all is said and done, after smoking this you will feel nice and high, and have the opportunity to tell someone you smoked Cat Piss, and not the liquid version.